Thanks so much to all of you who listened to this failed experiment 😂 but for now I’m unplugging the old mic. Have no fear I will not give up on keeping it real high, real dumb & real Jenuine and I hope you don’t either 👊💚
Since my news normally confuses I thought why not just read some actual fake news. Then I saw a story about Trump pouring milk on a bowl of Skittles and I was sold. Today I bring you some stories from The Onion I included some of the great pics from some of the headlines I read below. Enjoy!
So today I tried something a lil different today and that plus audio issues makes this episode super Mondayish. Enjoy PSA
Happy Memorial Day one and all! this is a mini ish episode with some ways to celebrate or just get through this day! hope you enjoy!
Happy almost weekend everyone! its a 3 day for Americans so I went hunting i.e. smoking and looking up shit on the google for the best movie examples of bad shit that happens outside. I’m a great big fan of inside stuffs and if you are too you’ll dig this episode. If you’re not maybe you’re looking for some reasons to be. Almost all of these movies are on Netflix. Listen to the episode and marvel at the below. Or just marvel.
I read some news with an accent again. Read Along Ish
Happy Victoria Day (insert stuff queen like here) I attempted a Canadian accent, can she do it?! IDK?! Hope you enjoy this very special Canuck ish episode.
I don’t know the date so I can’t guarantee any sort of correct info so you might want to confirm my facts Here
I used an accent so it might be a passable episode as I “read” the BBC News App
I havent posted much and I dont know if that will change. YW
- Fox News App – Check
- Terrible Southern Accent- Check
- Little to no helpful information- Check
What up nerds? probs your dicks cause its Star Wars Day!!!!! ahahahha! Now this episode isn’t really you its for all my wanna be Star Wars Nerds. Us cool kids just trying to fake it in this new dork world. So listen to me talk about some other peoples versions of Star Wars Stuff!
I read some shit again with a horrible accent so listen or not i dont give a fuck.
It’s Friday so you know what that means…no? me either but here’s a new episode read along with me if you can or want to HERE
It’s Thursday and as the kids say lets throw it back late 90’s early 2000’s style! With some of my favorite movies & tv shows.
I’m not quite sure what the date is but I am 100% sure this episode is completely Jenuine. It isn’t easy being this dumb so listen to a master work an accent and an app like a boss!
Another attempt at reading the news with an accent. Find the BBC News HERE!
Its 420 so you know what that means?! ya I’m putting out a super Jenuine Episode just for you! Lists, Lists, Lists! I did my best to find the best of “stoner” movie & tv. So give it a listen and tell me what they and me and weed missed.
It’s 420 tomorrow and so you aren’t left super high and bored check this all new episode…no accents or news. Sorry.
I go into slight detail in this mini Bitchin Baked episode all about those Mad Men that drive me, well mad.
Im reading the Fox News App again Readish w\me here
This week on Bitchin’ Baked I discuss why technology should eat a bag of dicks.
If you missed it Daw…you dangerous
Blimey! Late confused news? Blame Canada. BBC News from April 7th with a terrible accent. YW
Check out Monday’s Bitchin Baked all about the hellish nature of the grocery store Here
On this episode of Afternoon Re-Lights I’m talking Otters and some other adorable assholes of the animal kingdom.
Read along ish with me Here as I bumble my way through the New York Times App April 5th’s Top Stories.
I’m bitchin about the grocery store & how they really got me by the sack!
All new hours old new ready now! Horrible Accents included!
If you haven’t already check out my episode of AfterNoon Re-Lights Here! Now! I go on about my love for all things Richard Simmons! What more do you need? really, leave a comment, help a sister out.
When you love pizza as much as I do when it goes wrong the only thing to do is cry dem pizza tears. For whining, crying & Bitchin listen here. You don’t “have to” 😏 But you should.
Sometimes when you love something you can’t imagine it being even better. Until you combine two things you love and boom! some sort of weird magic is born. That’s the unintentional theme of this week’s Weekend Reeferals
To quote my favorite episode of MTV’s hit show from the golden era of reality dating television…Next. “This game combines two things I love water & golf. It’s called water golf.” Do you remember that show I’m just going to quote Wikipedia-
“Next”, deals with a single person, going on blind dates with possibly 5 other single people who were secluded on a RV, referred to as the “Next Bus”. The added twist was that the date could end at any time by shouting “Next”.
These speak for themselves.
Welcome to the first episode of Weekend Reeferals this episode I will be talking about Fx’s Baskets & the music of Banks & Steelz.
When in doubt I Gif it out…
There’s just too much Baskets I could add but listen so these pics make sense
When you’re done here check out Chips Website thanks FX Renoir the Cloun
Listen to me butcher the news & an accent with the BBC News App Download Here
On today’s inaugural Afternoon Re-Lights episode is all the flamboyant fitness phenomenon Richard Simmons! Listen to me tell you all about why you should listen to Dan Taberski new ish podcast. Missing Richard . Com
2nd episode of Rolling Papers is here! No accent today guys(maybe next time)while I attempt to read the New York Times. You can download the NYT app Here and read along or just be confused with me.
On this mini-sode I’m Bitchin’ about Pizza Tables & Have To’s. Two things that are near and dear to my heart, pizza and laziness. So even if you aren’t into whining while we wmoke weed (not a typo) check out the all new mini-sode of Jenuinely High!
As promised the horribly offending Pizza Hut pizza table. Also shout out to Cobblestone Pizza in Newport OR for their Pizza Triangle & amazing pizza Yum.
If you love me & my podcast even a lil here the perfect way to show you care buy me a pizza chair!!!!!! Here Buy Now
I’ve been up for hours scouring the internet for the best news to confuse for you! Actually I woke up smoked some bowls, had a cup of coffee. And to be honest the news is the news unless you read it with an accent and just parts of it. Today’s episode I read the main page of the free Fox News App for well today. Get it here kinda
The All New Really Dumb, Really High, Real Jenuine Podcast is finally here! It’s the thing you never knew you always wanted. This is barely an episode it’s just me giving you a lil run down of how things around here are going to work. Also all rules, regulations, songs, accents & graphics are subject to my boredom level. Hope you enjoy!
News News News with another bad accent … real talk, real bad, real high and of course real Jenuine.
This is the real reason I created the podcast so I could maximize my complaining potential. Give me a topic, word and I’m sure I’ve got something negative to say…check back for what’s Grinding My Gears(stolen from Family Guy) soon…
Pot makes you happy and love everything man. I’m not skilled at much but I can smoke a mean bowl & talk about what’s delighting me. So check back for what lit my fire this week.
What’s better than the news? Someone reading just the headlines, excerpts and unhelpful photos with accents. If you agree you’re in the right place. If you don’t agree well…I got nothing for ya.
Something you never knew you wanted and now hopefully just gotta have…check back soon for more…like today soon
Foxy lady and by foxy lady I mean I read Fox News today enjoy!